We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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