i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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