Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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