Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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