Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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