He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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