Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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