oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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