I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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