I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
do herpes really smell.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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