So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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