Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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