lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
