5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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