Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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