my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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