u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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