Dual....:-)
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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