2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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