Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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