is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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