On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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