sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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