I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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