The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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