I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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