Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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