Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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