Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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