I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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