i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
