sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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