Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My bed smells like the plague
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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