Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
