when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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