bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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