she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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