We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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