What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just google imaged poop.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
