ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I can't turn off my feet"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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