Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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