Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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