she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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