I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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