it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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