You're so nebulous sometimes
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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