Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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