My friends, they love my intelligence
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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