he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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