Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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