So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
