i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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