I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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