Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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