Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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