real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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